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Coffee Ninja:

Just when I thought things couldn’t get any more interesting, a clan who has a long and successful legacy to continue in America makes a surprise appearance. Storming TGG’s stronghold in Greenland, VR made a quiet entry with a mere 375,000 plinks. Now that they are settled in, VR are going to have to spend some serious plinks if they are to have any chance of lifting the crown; missing out on last week’s troop bonus might not have been the smartest move. A few million plinks still wouldn’t be enough, VR are 219 territories behind the leader.. it would quite the feat to overtake them.

I’m sure nobody has forgotten DJR’s little dilemma, or rather DJR’s 8 million dilemma’s! A little bit diplomatic devilry and DJR had unwittingly co-erced Ego into engaging iK.. with both sides taking heavy losses. Aside from having a hand in seeing our beloved Portuguese sailors off, Ego managed to creep up the leaderboard into 7th place. I’m willing to wager that there is going to be a very heavy, aggressive push.. those troops ain’t doing no good just sitting there!

Mr. insert name here:

The mercenary business is seemingly growing bigger and bigger. In a press release held in the DJR base, DJR's main commander was reported to be taking a day off, resting in the mountains he loves. However some trusted sources revealed the real story behind the curtains. Dougle was heavily damaged and was MIA (Missing In Action) the entire week, while he was desperately trying to contact their allies, who were holding a secret meeting in Death Valley. He was later found dehydrated in the outskirts of Calgary so he was replaced by another unknown mercenary who helped DJR in their southern boards against iK 1 man territories and later WoC. DJR took out the weakened forces of iK to make a route for them to fight against the growing threat, WoC. They co-ordinated their attacks with TgG and Xtrm to inflict heavy damages

Coffee Ninja:

Just outside of the prestigious top three, TGG had an eventful night to say the least. Retreating from VR’s strike force, TGG patiently waited till WoC and DJR were in the middle of their lover’s tiff before moving in. Like any true red-blooded male, WoC were totally unable to multi-task and keep both ladies happy. TGG now hold the greater New York region and hope to exploit the fact that WoC is engaged on so many fronts.


Coffee Ninja:


We’ve all heard that kiddies story. No, no not that one about WoC’s L3on, the melon and the local nursery (great story though..). I mean the one one the tortoise and the hare. The whole “slow and steady wins the race” lark. FBG is not quite like that- it rewards the greedy, ambitious and deceitful; so long as pave your way with plinks. Hence why I’m so surprised to see FBG veteran’s VIA taking it easy and moving every so slowly north. Amid rumours of bankruptcy and incest, VIA shoved QC aside in there dash for LW blood- inflicting a world of pain upon them. QC managed to outwit their slower thinking enemies (LW) and outrun VIA. In a flurry of attacking and retreating, QC now have a strong position behind LW’s lines and far away from VIA. A new set of problems for both LW and QC indeed.




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Mr. insert name here:

There is one question in our minds now. How the hell did those guys survive?! LW is the only clan who has been tirelessly participating in every official FBG battle to this date. That leaves no doubt that they have all it the experience it takes to survive. Even if it were under absurd circumstances. Our Winged Llama mounting ninjas spotted a disturbing top-secret meeting held amongst LW and SAS commanders in Death Valley. The night after their meeting, our spies recovered some terrifying intel- a used condom full of semen which later proved belonging to one of the SAS commanders. This shocking information can only mean one thing. LW had sacrificed their body and soul to keep their lands safe from the clutch of their enemies. As the battle proceeded, it looked like SAS kept their end of the deal and helped LW against TAR and VIA, but QC did the damage, and took several of their territories, which later came into possession of VIA army. Putting those losses aside, LW fought a valiant battle in all fronts, especially against WoC, but will their grip hold still in the last battle next week...?

Recovering from their utter defeat in the States, TAR troops were thinking about plans to take SAS commanders face to face with the grim reaper. After having one of their commanders sending several death and rape threats to their enemies, TAR commanders thought they had psyched out the SAS troops, and they did for a while. An hour before the battle, many commanders from different parts of the continent witnessed the biggest hotzone since the epic NiF vs RUSH battles. The swarm of troops getting landed all over the Northern mexico and Southern California. Before the start of the battle, TAR-VIA alliance had 28,000 troops while SAS had a bit over 30,000 along the borderlines.
Seeing no chance to make use of the Blitzkrieg tactic, TAR moved their gigantic force as a one, which later proved to be a huge mistake. Co-ordinating with an LW veteran, the rookie SAS mercenary skilfully locked down the TAR invasion, forcing them to make mere 4 moves in those breathtaking 60 minutes.
TAR's movement may have been restricted, but there is no doubt whatsoever that their 15,300 troops are not something to be dealt with lightly and will definitely make some significant moves in the last battle window.

After driving TAR out of the California, our spies located the 2 SAS commanders at Beverly hills, spending their free time partying. However, their face turned pale after the threats they received from TAR and so they sent their dirty underwear, along with an invoice, to the TAR headquarters. Enraged by the insult, TAR used all their reserves to wipe SAS, which led to SAS using all of theirs too. Aside from TAR front, SAS held up to their own territories against WoC with tooth and nail. They made 2 major mistakes which led to the demise of over 14,000 troops. One was a weak attack against WoC and the other was another premature attack against VIA. These mistakes may later prove to be fatal if they are attacked in all fronts, which is a good possibility. Another problem for them is QC. They now have ploughed
through LW and have a long line of 1 manned border-territories with SAS. Having spent all of their plinks, SAS are now comfortably sitting in the 2nd spot above their allies, DJR. But will they survive the battle?

Coffee Ninja:

WoC were assailed from all sides, subjected to wave after wave of troops. They held the line however and still have a 65 territory lead, despite 10,000 GSW troops who appeared out of nowhere. Quite a few people have these guys pegged as the winners but it looks like the odds are going to be stacked against them.
I couldn't give a flying llama.

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