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LockedNews PostBattle 10, Day 3- Not quite over it seems..

by Coffee NinjaCoffee Ninja (153 posts, Moderator) at 9/7/2008 9:57 PM


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Just when WoC were within a hair’s grasp of victory, it became apparent there was a small oversight by certain FBG personnel. Next Sunday is the Battle Finale, not today. That means that there is a slim chance that one of the many contenders can wrest victory from WoC’s grasp. WoC certainly have an interesting set of neighbours- who can they really rely on? If a charismatic man with vision were to unite these neighbours, WoC’s dream would come crashing down.

Mr. insert name here:

Vengeance will only bring misfortune upon one another. Despite that fact, our veterans, TAR wanted nothing but the demise of their enemy, SAS.
TAR started the battle with a fast pace- a series of fake attacks to distract the SAS commanders, but their quick-wittedness stopped the TAR attacks and forced their troops to retreat again. It was 29 minutes into the battle when a premature attack cost TAR all of their 18,300 men in 10 minutes. However, after the massacre, it was noticed that the captured TAR leader, Hood the Green Ninja, had used a Moku Bunshin(a wooden clone) as a replacement. It is undoubted that TAR will seek vengeance yet again, even though they were utterly defeated tonight. There's an old saying that goes like this: "Since the ancient time they say; Be scared of a lion's teeth, a scorpion's poison, and the vengeance of an Afghan." We just have to replace the word Afghan with TAR.



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Coffee Ninja:

TGG have taken the world’s smallest violin out of it’s case, and are absolutely thrashing it on the street corner. Certain clandestine Ninjas dosed up on coffee managed to get their hands on the following transcript:

”People who don’t realise keyboards have ears” wrote:

Dele: we'll see it's possibly because of you
Dele: that WoC will win
Dele: so thats pissed everyone off
tgg-ghostdog: why is that?
tgg-ghostdog: we got raped by eeveryone
tgg-ghostdog: WoC started attacking us
Dele: because... eGO needed to get their troops into USAMI 12
Dele: and instead of you helping them!?
Dele: you stop them from getting there
Dele: I mean jesus christ how dumb can you get
Dele: an allie... offers to attack the person whose attacking you
Dele: and you fucking attack them
Dele: I mean have you no brains?
tgg-ghostdog: we agreed to a nap
tgg-ghostdog: and possible attack
Dele: jesus christ we even told you WoC would not attack


It was a pretty quiet night the boys in TGG however, plenty of skirmished but they managed to hold on to the bulk of their territory.

VIA have slowly slid into 5th position, still having only spent 634,375 PL- a far cry from the days when Kaiser who throw down the gauntlet, crammed full of plinks. Perhaps he intends to follow the strategies outlined by idol, Mr. Bush, and declare a last minute troop surge in an effort to shore up his poor political position. VIA virtually eliminated QC today and pushed LW further back- slow and steady indeed.

VR are so subdued for a clan that was renown for their battle prowess in America. I’m sceptical as to whether there is enough time left for them to invade and take America by storm. Holed up in Greenland, TGG stand in the way of any potential invasion force. And TGG are not a clan to be trifled with.

Mr. insert name here:

“If an injury has to be done to a man it should be so severe that his vengeance need not be feared." -Niccolo Machiavelli.

SAS had certainly done their homework before spreading out their plans and strategies- with almost 30,000 troops trying to contain any damage received from "the parasite" in their lands, TAR forces. After keeping a good formation in 4 moves looking for an opening, the big opening came when TAR became impatient and attacked a 9,000 manned territory of SAS which led to their demise. After their howls of celebration, our Special Ninja spies picked up a transmission between the SAS leader and his mercenary commander:

”” wrote:

???: When this is over, let's head to Mexico and celebrate
???: Nah, I'd rather stay and have some.... fun with TAR captives.


SAS then turned their focus on VIA, who had been attempting(with some success) sneak attacks since the beginning. Thanks to the delay for the next battle period, they now have approximately 60,000 troops in their borders with VIA who played a rather passive battle tonight.

The staying power of the LW guys has been very impressive. They were finally able to hunt down most of the suicidal QC, and defended their borders very well from WoC and VIA hands. They seem to have torn apart and out of resources, but it's just the same as last week. They just keep on surviving. Will their power hold on in the last battle period?

DJR had a cold night on the field but a hot night in the political summit. They started with taking some the territories off their allied forces, SAS to launch an attack against the superpower of this battle, WoC.
After a few small skirmishes, the 2 forces found themselves on a stalemate, with WoC's losses being slightly more than DJR's.
They also tried to play the role of a peacemaker between eGo and TgG conflict, which seems to have been fruitless. Our tireless Winged Llama mounting ninjas spotted DJR's main commander Dougle in Yukon state of Canada, where was training the eGo commanders. The purpose of this training is yet to be unfold.
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    LockedRE: Battle 10, Day 3- Not quite over it seems..

    by DougleDougle (738 posts, Moderator) at 9/7/2008 10:07 PM
    ok it was added in :P
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    LockedRE: Battle 10, Day 3- Not quite over it seems..

    by GhostDogGhostDog (68 posts) at 9/8/2008 8:45 PM
    eGo are complete noobs and they'll get savagely raped next week if the insist on forcing their way through us. And I don't give a shit if WoC win, I'd rather they win than you guys who are just trying to fucking bully their way into our terrortory. Being allies is a two way street dip shits. If you lose, it's your won fault, not ours.
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      by GriffithGriffith (22 posts) at 9/8/2008 8:46 PM
      Woah, try to contain your anger there. :D
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        LockedRE: Battle 10, Day 3- Not quite over it seems..

        by MartMart (125 posts) at 9/8/2008 9:20 PM
        ghost you nobend you should ave listened 2 me jeez ur such a noob
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          by DougleDougle (738 posts, Moderator) at 9/8/2008 9:41 PM
          tgg there is a reason why u suck balls

          because u cant work out who is with you and u suck at communicating


          oh yh and ghostdog has anger problems
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            LockedRE: Battle 10, Day 3- Not quite over it seems..

            by MartMart (125 posts) at 9/8/2008 9:55 PM
            Ye i wrote to both commanders which way ego was taking... but did they listen? no so i ego woke them up.. and now they are upset.. go cry tgg dont call ego noobs if its you 2 blaim for that mess doing a nap with woc whilst they attack you directly and what do you do..? you leave extreme in the shit and falling back and obstructing us wp.. the greater gnoobs ;/ you where pissing us off since minute one.. going attack woc? no you didnt! so if sum1 didnt hold them on the agreed terms its you..

            the only way you'd be abled 2 point a finger to sum1 do it to the mirror.. oh ye get the rates of ur self and the people on ur server together... ;/

            hehe that relieves, i like telling ppl the truth ^^


            gg power rangers
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              by blackhawksniperblackhawksniper (134 posts) at 9/9/2008 2:53 AM
              Mart wrote:
              Ye i wrote to both commanders which way ego was taking... but did they listen? no so i ego woke them up.. and now they are upset.. go cry tgg dont call ego noobs if its you 2 blaim for that mess doing a nap with woc whilst they attack you directly and what do you do..? you leave extreme in the shit and falling back and obstructing us wp.. the greater gnoobs ;/ you where pissing us off since minute one.. going attack woc? no you didnt! so if sum1 didnt hold them on the agreed terms its you..

              the only way you'd be abled 2 point a finger to sum1 do it to the mirror.. oh ye get the rates of ur self and the people on ur server together... ;/

              hehe that relieves, i like telling ppl the truth ^^


              gg power rangers



              I like how many people just defended us before we could get a reply :) lol
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              LockedRE: Battle 10, Day 3- Not quite over it seems..

              by VirtualVirtual (100 posts) at 9/9/2008 1:46 PM
              There was a reason that WoC took USAMI.... TgG waiting and not defending and EGo arriving.....obviously very suspicious movements near WoC border

              WoC is not stupid not to see that so we took TgGs land to make appropriate defense position.....

              In that position TgG was loosing terr on 2 sides, from us (with defensive reasons and only taking USAMI thou we could take more if we wanted to) and from EGO (they were taking lots of TgGs land in slow movement to get WoC) which means they were loosing their spot on leader board. So TgG did in their best interests, they had to pick a fight or they would loose lots of terr with no way to recover it after.....

              Im really sorry for poor DJR that it didnt go as planned.... :P

              Better planning next time guys! And dont pretend to be the smartest and allknowing guys on the map....

              ;)
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                by GriffithGriffith (22 posts) at 9/9/2008 2:21 PM
                Virtual wrote:

                Better planning next time guys! And dont pretend to be the smartest and allknowing guys on the map....

                ;)


                I'm happy to announce I don't pretend, 'cause I know I am ^^
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                by DougleDougle (738 posts, Moderator) at 9/9/2008 2:46 PM
                "Better planning next time guys! And dont pretend to be the smartest and allknowing guys on the map...."

                as long as you dont beleave its woc either then its all good

                i dont pretend to be the smartest and there is no way i profess to being all knowing i just in no way beleave tht happens to be any1 from woc either

                and do possibly agree to it being grif actually XD
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                LockedRE: Battle 10, Day 3- Not quite over it seems..

                by MartMart (125 posts) at 9/9/2008 4:40 PM
                Virtual wrote:

                In that position TgG was loosing terr on 2 sides, from us (with defensive reasons and only taking USAMI thou we could take more if we wanted to) and from EGO (they were taking lots of TgGs land in slow movement to get WoC) which means they were loosing their spot on leader board. So TgG did in their best interests, they had to pick a fight or they would loose lots of terr with no way to recover it after.....


                There was no need from tgg to do so.. if they didnt stop ego all the time.. what should ego do..? wait all the time? if we had 2 wait till tgg was ready with moving their troops so better ego takes some troops bonus then wait when tgg attack woc which they where going 2 do directly!! instead of that they got attacked and retreated even more.. i just feel bad for extreme they got left in the middle of nowhere while tgg was doing...? what was tgg doing? actually does anybody know what tgg was doing..? i think they didnt know themselves either..
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                  by GriffithGriffith (22 posts) at 9/9/2008 8:19 PM
                  I just made very modest poem for my own greatness:

                  I am the real deal.
                  My balls and seeds are my girlfriend's meal.
                  'Cause I have a huge sex appeal.
                  And now I'm putting an end to this ordeal.
                  With ma motha******* "Lock Thread" seal.
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                  by GhostDogGhostDog (68 posts) at 9/11/2008 2:58 AM
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                  by GhostDogGhostDog (68 posts) at 9/11/2008 2:59 AM
                  Mart wrote:
                  Virtual wrote:

                  In that position TgG was loosing terr on 2 sides, from us (with defensive reasons and only taking USAMI thou we could take more if we wanted to) and from EGO (they were taking lots of TgGs land in slow movement to get WoC) which means they were loosing their spot on leader board. So TgG did in their best interests, they had to pick a fight or they would loose lots of terr with no way to recover it after.....


                  There was no need from tgg to do so.. if they didnt stop ego all the time.. what should ego do..? wait all the time? if we had 2 wait till tgg was ready with moving their troops so better ego takes some troops bonus then wait when tgg attack woc which they where going 2 do directly!! instead of that they got attacked and retreated even more.. i just feel bad for extreme they got left in the middle of nowhere while tgg was doing...? what was tgg doing? actually does anybody know what tgg was doing..? i think they didnt know themselves either..


                  What was eGo supposed to do? Sure they'd spent more plinks then us, but they had less than half of our area, they're troop bonus would be tiny. By forcing us to let eGo in, you completely ruined your own plan. If DJR wasn't so dumb maybe they wouldn't of lost this battle.
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              by GhostDogGhostDog (68 posts) at 9/11/2008 3:04 AM
              Mart wrote:
              Ye i wrote to both commanders which way ego was taking... but did they listen? no so i ego woke them up.. and now they are upset.. go cry tgg dont call ego noobs if its you 2 blaim for that mess doing a nap with woc whilst they attack you directly and what do you do..? you leave extreme in the shit and falling back and obstructing us wp.. the greater gnoobs ;/ you where pissing us off since minute one.. going attack woc? no you didnt! so if sum1 didnt hold them on the agreed terms its you..

              the only way you'd be abled 2 point a finger to sum1 do it to the mirror.. oh ye get the rates of ur self and the people on ur server together... ;/

              hehe that relieves, i like telling ppl the truth ^^


              gg power rangers


              lol we got sv_min/max rates set to an acceptable minimum. Get aim maybe? :D
              Also, learn engrish pl0x, and thirdly, we didn't trust eGo, why not go through DJRs land? Something fishy was going on.:\
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            by GhostDogGhostDog (68 posts) at 9/11/2008 2:53 AM
            lol after being in talks with both WoC and DJR, I've concluded that DJR are a bunch of assholes. Seriously, someone messages me saying "Oh we lost because of you" and start crying and what not. Dude, I don't care, I was getting raped and I did the best I could. DJR are the bad guys here, not WoC. They're the ones who'll shit you over if you try and make an alliance with them, and bully you if you don't do what they want.
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              by MartMart (125 posts) at 9/11/2008 4:58 PM
              jeezz i like ghostdog talking with hisself, aah and you got raped? Sorry but your personal problems dont really affect me ^^. Or are you talking about the 20 1men countries you lost? ye that hurts..

              Yesterday ego were bad guys, and now we(DJR) are? That kinda hurts my feelings, the thing with an alliance is that you can build and trust eachother, and ok I might not have the best english in the world.. but only cocky ppl will start complain about that..

              But sticking to the alliance we agreed on attacking woc and what happens to everybody's surprise? tgg is retreating leaving extreme alone with woc and ye woc was so hard for u guys they barely only took tgg one men countries and pushed against their borders.

              And why didnt DJR give ego space to come together with us? uhh eventually we did because you were obstructing and kept on putting men on the spots we agreed ego to go to.. But look at ego we cleared a way for them to move quicker with us.. and when we gave ego space to you guys suddenly put troops on there.. uhhhh ye.. you were not fighting anybody, you told us you would go back down to help extreme attack woc.. but woc wasnt there at all..

              And DJR being such bad guys, you might ask ego who prevented them to go for you in the first place..?? that you guys screw up this badly sorry, we cant help that im glad that ego gained some extra troop bonus at least they know what to do with it..

              (btw, assholes? raped? shit you over? you got some serious issues dude)
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                by GhostDogGhostDog (68 posts) at 9/11/2008 7:03 PM
                How do I have serious issues? I'm not the one bringing legions of DJR members to insult 1 guy, so obviously I'm a little p'd off because I'm being made to look like a douche.
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                  by GriffithGriffith (22 posts) at 9/11/2008 7:17 PM
                  I'm sorry to tell you this, but your posts do that, not the the "accusations".
                  Your insults are completely out of the place and the DJR "legion"(2 persons...now I know why WoC intimidated you) didn't insult you. At least not in an inappropriate manner.

                  We love conflicts, but raging spoils the fun. :)

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              by DougleDougle (738 posts, Moderator) at 9/11/2008 5:36 PM
              there is an edit button...

              P.S. try to cut the personal insults and just stick to battle tactic insults

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