Coffee Ninja's rise to fame and fortune has been credited to his masterworks of fiction and his blatant self-promotion. Having been described as anything from a biased football hooligan at a punch-up (ref flying llama) to being likened to the founders of modern day democracy, The Shrewsbury Womens Knitting Guild (ref: Hood).
On a serious note, I'm here as FBG's official battle spin-doctor, liaison between players and developers and general person-who-writes-stuff. If you have any issues you want raised, fire a PM my way over FBG.